no one thought of it

perhaps it will be my good fortune.  since 3rd grade i have been of the understanding that, of all the english words, there is no rhyming word with “orange”.  i recall spending a couple of days one year racking my brain and looking through my dictionary looking for a word that rhymed with orange.  there hasn’t been such a word…and still now isn’t such a word.  and that boggles my mind…that someone hasn’t come up with a word that rhymes with orange.  new words have been invented.  the computer age…and particularly the dawn of instant message and tweets has created new words that have already or will likely be added to the english lexicon.  take the word “blog”.  that’s new…at least in its current rendition.

so i am introducing:

doorenge

Pronunciation: \ˈdȯr-ˌhenjˈ\

Function: noun